Random Joke of the day

Perhaps one or two of you have heard this before, but it's still funny.







These 3 guys all arrive in Heaven at the same time, but are told that only one can enter, due to occupancy restrictions (for the fire code...you know). But the catch is, it's going to be the one who died on the worst day of his life.

The first man began: "Well, I came home early from work because I was suspecting that my wife was having an affair. When I came in, she was standing there naked, so I knew the other guy was around somewhere. I looked around for a few moments, until I saw him out on the balcony. You see, I live on the 5th floor of a 7-story building. I was so angry, I just ran out the door and began beating him. He kept mumbling something, which only made me even more furious! Then he slipped over the railing, but grabbed on to prevent himself from falling the 5 floors. In my rage, I just wanted to get rid of the guy. So I ran inside to get my hammer. I pounded his fingers until he fell. Unfortunately, he fell into the pool below. Just to make sure he was dead, I looked for something heavy to drop on him. The fridge! I drug it out to the balcony and tipped it over the edge. But my foot became entangled in the cord, pulling me over the railing as well. The fridge landed on the other guy, but I landed on the walk next to the pool, so here I am."

Trying to out-do the first, the second man started his story: "I'm a painter. I was up on the roof of my 7-story appartment painting the cityscape. It was so beautiful at sunset. A gust of wind blew some brushes, so I instinctively reached for them. I lost my footing and slipped over the edge to my doom. In an act of God, I was able to grab onto the railing only about two floors down! I got a second chance at life! Anyway, I climbed up and collected myself, then tried to knock on the window to see if anyone was home. They were, and a man came over to help me. But then he started beating me! I tried to tell him what happened, but he pushed me over the edge! Luckily, I grabbed on and he ran away. I was just about to get back up when he came out with a hammer! Well you can guess what happened next. Anyway, I ended up in the community pool down at ground level. Boy howdy! I was pretty messed up, but still alive. Then I saw something falling from above. It turned out to be a refridgerator. Hello, Heaven!"

And finally, the third man explained his situation: "So I was having an affair with this lady when her husband showed up. The only place for me to hide was in the fridge..."