When I first saw a commercial for Snakes on a Plane, I thought it was yet another joke movie, like Scary Movie or something. But, much to my dismay, it appears to be a real attempt to be an actual scary movie. I feel so let down. It looks terrible.
That is why I propose a new movie (but can take no credit for doing so) called Sharks on a Train. This would, in fact, be a joke movie and it would make every laugh. It would be funny. And good. Much better than Snakes on a Plane. And besides, Sharks on a Train just sounds cool.
What is Samuel L. Jackson?
2 comments:
dismise...way to go...and making every laugh...way to play God. (by the way, it's either demise or dismay. I can't worship an entity that can't make up it's mind)
The cattle cars sounded too tempting for a group of air-breathing mutant sharks being hauled across the country. Between them and the beef-on-rails: a car full of screaming passengers. Get aboard for a thrilling ride as man is pitted against beasts with a one-track mind: Eat anything that moves.
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