Today is the first day that is hoodie-worthy. It was a cool 61 degrees when I got up to work desk this morning. You know what I need to do? Figure out a way to bottle the cold and sell it to all the suckers who live in the hot. I'd make a killing.
Speaking of making a killing, if you've ever had one of Greta's home-made Oreo-type cookies, you know they're amazing. Fantastic. They make your soul want to cry they're so good. So I had the idea to sell them. I mean, they're so yummy, people would be fighting for them. We could call them "G&B Delights" or ... I've got nothing. Crap. We'll have to work on that.
This guy deserves to be paraded around town with no pants and women's makup.
This guy tried to do something similar, but got what he deserved.
What in the hoo-ha?
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