Talking urinals

So now, they're putting talking urinals in some restaurant and bar restrooms. These urinals tell you how you shouldn't drink and drive. That's nuts. If you're already drunk, you're going to go crazy when the wall fixture starts talking to you. What a horrible idea. You know why? Ryan knows why. It's cause people are stupid.

In a mere 2 days, 17 hours, 10 minutes, I'll be at a Cartel concert. Sweet!