I stopped at a gas station today to grab a drink. While browsing, I saw something both very familiar and very strange: Big Blue.

It looked exactly like
Big Red, a drink I've known forever, but was blue.
What is this strange drink? I asked myself. I looked around, and lo, Big Red was only a few shelves down below Big Blue.
I must try this mysterious drink. I need to try it. It will be tried. So I bought one. It tasted exactly like Big Red. But it was blue. I don't know what to make of it. Why do they have two drinks that taste exactly the same, but are different colors? Very strange. Very strange, indeed.
UPDATE: I was trying to check out their website, but it kept failing. I just checked again, and it worked, but Big Blue isn't listed anywhere in their product line. On the side of the bottle, it says it's by Big Red. Where did it come from? I believe it was the gnomes.
1 comment:
My favorite part of Big Red is that it's a "red flavored drink", or so their label says....what exactly is red supposed to taste like, anyway? I also saw Big Blue in a store recently. Nice to know that "blue" tastes like "red"...
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