Ben: Verizon Technician extraordinaire

Oops. Wrong Ben. I keep getting calls from Verizon "dispatch" by people who think I'm out on a job, running Verizon cable through the ground. Apparently, a Verizon employee (also named Ben) has a phone number starting with 769, versus mine starting with 789. Very close if the ink is smudged on the paper or the computer monitor is slightly out of focus. I'm starting to get a good laugh out of it. Be nice to me, or I'll transfer them to your number. ;-)