Happy Feeling of the Week

So I've decided that I'll not do a Rant of the Week every week, but instead choose between a Rant of the Week or a Happy Feeling of the Week. Yes, that sounds good. I'll do that. And also, I don't really have anything to rant about right now.

This week: Happy Feelings.

So tonight I went to IHOP with Sara and Marisa. Most guys would think, "Aghh! Girl-talk!" and then vomit. But I don't mind it. For those of you who don't know, I like watching people. I'm one of those who's happy to sit in the corner at a party and just watch.

Girls are especially fun to watch. They're so animated (at least Sara and Marisa are). They're pretty much the opposite of guys. Girl conversations consist of movements of the eyebrows, facial expressions, and eye contact. They just want to get alone together so they can gossip and tell all about their men (or hopefuls).

Guys pretty much do the opposite. We're not allowed to make eye contact, as this goes against the unwritten Guy Code of Conduct. Our conversations consist of a few grunts and hand gestures here and there. We're all the same. We all know that when a guy is stuck with like five girls, he's either there to appease his lady or was somehow tricked into going. The conversation ends quicker than it began. We just want to sleep.

But not me. I pretty much fit in everywhere. I may seem quiet sometimes, but I'm just watching. It's what I do. So I thank you, Sara and Marisa, for accompanying me to IHOP this fine evening. It was grand.

But I do want to sleep. Good night.