Things Today

It's amazing how much more productive one can be during the day after receiving the proper amount of sleep the previous night.

Quotes of the day:

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
Mitch Hedberg

The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
Daniel Webster

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
Christopher Hampton