Compare People

You may be one of the millions of people who have the Compare People app on your Facebook profile page. I, too, have said app. I was looking through my rankings out of boredom and curiosity, and I found my results to be quite interesting.

Of all my friends, I am ranked #27 with the best hair (I won 4 out of 4 comparisons). I assume that is pre-shaved head. I wonder what I'll be now....

I won 2/2 on "more likely to win in a fight". I wonder who I was up against for that.

Only 3/5 for best smile. I'll have to practice.

As for the ladies (and maybe some of the men), they ranked me 4/5 better catch, 2/2 rather kiss, 3/4 better body (have you seen my body? really?), 2/2 rather date, 2/2 cuter, 2/2 hotter, and 1/1 sexier. I'm flattered, really. But the one person who said I was a better dancer better have been comparing me to someone in a wheel chair or something. Because if anyone knows anything about me, it's that I don't dance.

I'm pretty disappointed in this one: "more likely to do a favor for me". Only 2/4. I've always prided myself on being helpful. You just can't win them all.